Is it just me who is noticing a sudden proliferation of cats in my neighbourhood ? Or has it always been like this? Lately, I have observed cats of all sizes and shapes basking themselves or walking languidly about the most unusual places. Very strangely, some cats choose to sit on car tops, as though they have adopted that car. Sphinx-like or like some exotic Isosceles triangles, these cats simply sit on the car-tops and gaze lazily about. That languorous gaze doesn’t fool me: they are upto something. Occasionally, one might look at you with sleepy eyes and consider talking to you, but she thinks the better of it, and simply blinks her perfect almond shaped eyes once and gets back to her mysterious watch.
Then there are the Bike Cats. These cats find the bike seats cozy enough to curl up comfortably and get on with their observation, looking like some gorgeous sculpture. Inexplicable. And I also see many kittens and courting catcouples and possessive mumcats walking about with a conspiratorial air.
The garden cats are those who follow you about on your walks and rub against your ankles making you feel like you are The Chosen Ones but they just want to get close enough to eavesdrop on your conversations. Sneaky!
All this gives me a suspicious feeling that something’s up.
The cat network is growing. What are they listening in to ? Are they aliens? Have they been planted ? Who could it be? The cat army is out to get information and they are doing it as they do everything else : diva style.
This mystery needs to be solved! Anyone who has a theory about this , contact me immediately at intriguingblue.wordpress.com. All theories, notions, hunches and proofs welcome. As reward , you will get to spend some time with- and experience-the shenanigans of the famous cat- ‘Snowlion’.
Ps: one hunch : these cats are linked to a popular voice-bot , who is trying to find out everything about humans
Pps: these cats are Flerkens